Newt

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Newt

Postby rebbonk » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:45 am

"I have a crested newt for a pet"

"Do you?

"Yes. He's very small. I call him Tiny"

"Why?"

"Because
Spoiler:
he's my newt"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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