Shortcut through the cemetery

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Shortcut through the cemetery

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 31, 2016 10:55 am

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister" one of them said after catching his breath "You scared us half to death - we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled.
Spoiler:
"They misspelled my name!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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