Wife's parachute jump II

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Wife's parachute jump II

Postby rebbonk » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:43 am

The wife's just been checking to see if she has everything ready for her first solo parachute jump tomorrow.

I said, "do you have an extra pair of panties with you?"

"What, in case I crap myself?" She replied.

"No." I said,
Spoiler:
"In case your main chute doesn't open.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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