Duly a young man arrived at the front door in a Council van.
A very polite young man ...
'Good morning madam' he said cheerfully. 'I believe that your ablutions are malfunctioning?'
She looked at the young man and said 'Can't you speak bl**dy English?'
The young man was somewhat taken aback. So he took the Bull by the horns. 'I believe you have a shit house that won't work?' he said.
She looked at him and replied 'Oh yeah!
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