Puppy they found

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Puppy they found

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:31 am

A pastor walked outside of the church because he heard the children being loud. He sees the kids all grouped up.

"What are you doing?"

The children make the circle wider to show a puppy they had found.

"It's a beautiful dog, who will take it home?" The pastor asks.

The children look at each other until one of them speaks up. "I know! Whoever tells the biggest lie can take it home! Would you like to play pastor?"

The pastor shrugs his shoulders and says "I don't know, it will be hard because I've never told a lie".

The child picks the dog up
Spoiler:
and hands it to the pastor "Here you go. You win".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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