Which fruit would you be?

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My daughter asked, "Daddy, if you could be any fruit what would you be?"

"Well." I replied, "If I could be any fruit I guess I'd be an orange."

"Oh, no! You can't be an orange." she replied, "I'm an orange."

"Okay, then, sweetheart." I smiled, "I guess then I'd be an apple."

"Oh, no!" she replied, "You can't be an apple, Mummy's an apple."

"Alright, then." I snapped, "I'll be a blasted lemon."

"Okay, calm down, Daddy," she cried,

Spoiler:

"there's no need to be bitter!"