Kids have a nasty cough

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Kids have a nasty cough

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 05, 2016 10:00 am

My two kids keep coughing so I took them to see the doctor today.

"Do you smoke cigarettes in the house?" the doctor asked me.

"Yes." I replied. "About 20 a day."

"That's terrible!" He said, shaking his head. "Your habit is probably affecting your children more than it's affecting you. My advice to you would be to give them up."

"Fair enough, doc." I said, shaking his hand,
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