Stopped by the store detective

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Stopped by the store detective

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 18, 2016 9:28 am

As I was leaving the shop, the store detective stopped me...

"I've reason to believe you stole this" he said, pulling a bonsai tree from my pocket.

"I've never seen that before!" I protested,
Spoiler:
"Somebody must have planted it on me"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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