Guest house rules

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Guest house rules

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 14, 2016 9:39 am

Paddy is booking into a guest house and looking around the reception when he notices a sign on the wall.

He asks the owner, "What time do you get in?"

The owner looks confused and says, "Well, I'm the owner, I live here. Why do you ask?"

Paddy says, "Well, on that sign there it says, 'Guests have to be in before you!' "

The owner replies, "No, you numptee! It says, 'Guests must be in
Spoiler:
before 1 am.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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