Two old Dears...

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Two old Dears...

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 13, 2016 9:50 am

Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day.

"I do wish my Ernest would stop biting his nails, it makes me terribly nervous!" the first one said.

"Oh, my Jim used to do the same thing," the other woman commented. "But I broke him of that habit really quickly."

"What did you do?"

Spoiler:
"I hid his teeth!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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