Two snakes

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Two snakes

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:31 am

There were two snakes talking.

The first one said, "Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisoned

Then the second Snake says, "Why do you ask?"

The first one replies,
Spoiler:
"I just bit my lip."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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