Had it all

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Had it all

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:09 am

Calvin sees Elmer and asks, "What’s up?"

Elmer says, "First I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations."

"Boy, you had quite a time."

"I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull through
Spoiler:
that spelling test."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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