How tall is a penguin?

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How tall is a penguin?

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:06 am

Guy runs into a bar, yells "Quick! How tall is a penguin?"

Bartender says "Three feet tall."

Guy says "Oh my God!
Spoiler:
I just ran over a nun!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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