Ooh, nasty

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Ooh, nasty

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:46 am

The husband thought he was being funny when he suggested she wash her knickers in Slim Fast. He said it might reduce the size of her fat ar$e!

So, next morning as he was looking for a pair of his pants from the bedroom drawer, he shouted, "Oi, what's this white powder inside my pants?"

She shouted back,
Spoiler:
"Miracle Grow"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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