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Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:00 am

I used to date the woman who was the voice of the speaking clock.

She was so in love with me, until I cheated on her.

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Now she won't even give me the time of day
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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