Little Johnny (yet again)

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Little Johnny walks onto a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at Little Johnny, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

Little Johnny goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at Little Johnny, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?"

Little Johnny smiles and says,

Spoiler:

"I would be a bus driver."