Had a row

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Had a row

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 06, 2016 8:32 am

My mate called me today and said, "I've just had a huge fight with the wife. Have you got a spare bed for a few weeks until I find a flat?"

"I'm afraid not," I replied, "but I've got a sofa, if that's any good."

"Perfect," he said. "You're an absolute legend!
Spoiler:
I'll send her round in a bit!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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