An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman set up in business as furniture removal men.
On their first job when the householder saw the Englishman and the Scotsman struggling to carry a wardrobe upstairs, she asked them, 'Where is the Irishman?'
Spoiler:
'Oh, he's in the wardrobe stopping the wire coat-hangers from rattling.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.