Pig

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Pig

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 23, 2016 9:03 am

A husband and his wife are sitting sit at the table, having dinner.

The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top.

"Ooh, I look like a pig," she says.

The man nods,
Spoiler:
"And you dropped tomato sauce on your top too."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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