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She's gotta go

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by rebbonk » Tue May 03, 2016 8:45 am

I hired a hitman to kill the wife.

He said, I'll shoot her just below the left nipple.

I replied, I want her dead,

Spoiler:

Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.

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