Why?

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Why?

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 02, 2016 10:10 am

Why haven't you done the dishes?

Why haven't you hoovered up?

Why haven't you cleaned the car?

Go and empty the rubbish bins.

Go clean the house!

Why haven't you done the windows?

Go and put the washing machine on.

Go and dry the washing.

Go and do the cooking.

Why haven't you done the shopping?

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