Close the curtains

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Close the curtains

Postby rebbonk » Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:30 am

My wife said "Can you please close our curtains? I don't want the neighbour seeing me naked"

"No worries love" I said
Spoiler:
"If he sees you naked, he'll close his own curtains"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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