Thankfull

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Thankfull

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:36 am

Kieran O'Connor always slept with his gun under his pillow.

Hearing a noise at the foot of his bed, he shot off his big toe.

'Thank the Lord I wasn't sleeping at the other end of the bed,' Kieran said to his friends in Donegal's pub.

Spoiler:
'I would have blown my head off'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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