Hospital: What seems to be the problem?
Me: My 11 month old, 100 pound female German Shepherd Mocha just ate an entire extra-large cheese pizza from PapaJohns.
Hospital: (Laughter)
Me: It happened in 30 seconds.
Hospital: What were the toppings on the pizza?
Me: Just cheese. I think Mocha was upset I skipped the pepperoni.
Hospital: How is she behaving?
Me: Like she’s still hungry.
Hospital: (More laughter)
Me: Should I bring her in?
Hospital: Maybe back to Papa John's Pizza.
Me: Do I need to do anything, other than be a more responsible pet owner?
Hospital: Just keep an eye on her. She should be fine. Maybe a little stomach upset. What is she doing now?
Me: She is trying to play with my other dog Riley who is really upset he didn’t get any free pizza.
Hospital: If you have any other questions, call any time!
Me: I have one more question.
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