Broken vacuum cleaner

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Broken vacuum cleaner

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 07, 2016 9:35 am

So …this retired guy sits around the house all day. Wife says, “You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week.”

Guy gives it a moment’s thought and says, “Sure why not. Show me to the vacuum.”

Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

Wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum cleaner working, I thought you were using it?”

Exasperated man answers, “The stupid thing is broken, won't start. Got to buy a new one.”

“Really”, she says…, “Show me - it worked fine the last time.” So he did..............

Spoiler:
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72166
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

  • Ads