Irish ear

After an accident on a building site when an iIrishman had his ear chopped off, the doctor tells him not to worry, it could be sewn back on easily.

The Irishman says to the doctor " You cant do that that, its not my ear.

Spoiler:

Mine had a pencil behind it"

That reminds me of the Irishman who lost his hand in a power saw accident. They sewed it back on in hospital and the hand was almost as good as new.

Irishman: "Tell me doctor, will I be able to play the violin after this?"

Surgeon: "I see no reason why not?"

Irishman: "That's bloody marvellous doctor..."

Spoiler:

"...I could never play the bloody thing before!"

- both jokes !!!!!