Poor Santa

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Poor Santa

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:27 am

Father Christmas goes to the Doctors with a tricky little problem.

Doctor says to him, “OK, Mr Christmas, what can I do for you?”

Santa says, “It’s a bit embarrassing but I seem to have a mince pie stuck up my backside!”

Doctor replies, “Well you're in luck because
Spoiler:
I've got some cream for that!”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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