Christmas present

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Christmas present

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 12, 2015 10:47 am

I said to my wife, "If I ask you what you want for Christmas, you'll just say 'nothing' won't you?"

"Yes," she replied.

"Fair enough," I answered,
Spoiler:
"you might as well have your Christmas present now then. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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