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Straight

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:51 am

I was in the pub last night and I walked up to the barman and said "Vodka please mate"

He said "How would you like it?"

I said "Give it to me straight"

He said
Spoiler:
"You're fat and ugly"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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