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Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:03 am

Boy: *calls 999* Hello? I need your help!

999: Alright, What is it?

Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!

999: So what's your emergency?

Boy:
Spoiler:
The ugly one is winning
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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