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Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:32 am

An elderly couple are in church. About halfway through the service, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

He replies,
Spoiler:
'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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