Driving

I overtook this guy at fifty in a thirty zone and blasted him for holding me up.

Then I hung a right without indicating while telling another driver to off for being in my way.

Managed to frighten a cyclist to death by passing him within an inch at speed while ordering some coke on my mobile.

"Ok, Mr Johnson, " said the salesman,

Spoiler:

"you've passed the test, we will sell you a BMW. "