She tried

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She tried

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:06 am

The wife and I were browsing in an antique shop today, when she held up a brass letter-opener with a genuine dog's foot handle.

"Ooh, look Dave, we could get this for your auntie Cynthia's three legged dog, Tripod," she giggled. "Maybe he could use it."


"Don't talk stupid," I replied.
Spoiler:
"He never gets any letters."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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