Change your name

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Change your name

Postby rebbonk » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:40 am

"Well your advice was rubbish," said my Irish mate as he returned from the bar. "That fit bird just laughed at me and walked away. Why did you advise me to tell her my name was Massey Ferguson?"

"I didn't, you fool," I replied."I told you to change your name to
Spoiler:
attract her."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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