Irish plane crash

Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

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Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night

Reminds of the very first joke Russ Abbott told when he appeared on New Faces:

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"At the Dublin Airshow today a skydiver was killed when his snorkel and flippers failed to open!"