Life of Riley

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Life of Riley

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:46 am

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 201.

Already there, is a long-time resident who looks a 100 years old or more. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.

The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."

The new man asked, "What happened?"

"One day
Spoiler:
Riley reported his credit cards missing!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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