Pay attention

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Pay attention

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:35 pm

"Why do you never pay full attention to anything I say?" Asked the wife.

"I do," I replied, "I'm just trying to think of something to post on Twitter."

"Something to Tweet?" She asked.

"That would be great!" I replied,
Spoiler:
"I'll have a bacon sandwich."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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