Are you my wife?

[rebbonk]

A drunken man at a party went up to a strange woman and embraced her clumsily.

She slapped his face.

'I'm so sorry,' he said, 'I thought you were my wife.'

'Huh,' said the woman, 'You'd be a fine husband to have. Just look at you - a drunken, clumsy, disgusting brute.'

'Good heavens,' said the drunk,

Spoiler:

'you talk like her, too.'