Lie detector

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Lie detector

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:03 pm

The police had me strapped into a chair and wired up for a Lie Detector test.

"I hope we can get this over with soon," I said as I squirmed uncomfortably, "I sure hate being bound up tightly like this."

The detective just rolled his eyes at me as the indicator zig-zagged wildly up and down the polygraph.

Spoiler:
"All right, fine, fine, fine, I love it," I admitted.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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