Ode to vodka

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Ode to vodka

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 06, 2014 11:37 am

If vodka was water and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never get up.
But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck
So pass me the bottle and just shut up.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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