One kiss

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One kiss

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:44 am

An extremely shy fellow once brought his date a bouquet of flowers.

She threw her arms around him and kissed him long and hard.

After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door.

She exclaimed, "Oh! I'm sorry; I didn't mean to offend you."

"You didn't!" he replied.
Spoiler:
"I'm going to buy you some jewellery."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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