Sardines

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Sardines

Postby rebbonk » Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:49 am

Little Elizabeth and her mother were having lunch together, and the mother, who always tried to impress facts upon her young daughter, said:

"These little sardines, Elizabeth, are sometimes eaten by the larger fish."

Elizabeth gazed at the sardines in wonder, and then asked:

Spoiler:
"But, mum, how do the large fish get the cans open?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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