How old?

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How old?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:28 am

The census taker knocked on old Miss Barker’s door.

She answered all his questions except one.

She refused to tell him her age.

"But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said.

"Did Miss Maisy Hill and Miss Daisy Hill tell you their ages?" she asked.

"Certainly," he replied

"Well, I’m the same age as they are,"she snapped.

Spoiler:
"As old as the Hills," he wrote on his form.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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