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Awoken by the police

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 25, 2014 12:18 pm

I was awoken early by two coppers knocking on my door, they said "There's been a serious crime in the area and we are just looking for leads."

I replied
Spoiler:
"It's near Bradford, now :censored: off "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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