Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Blackpool care home, are curious about the latest arrival in their building, a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself.
Shirley says, "Sophie, you know I'm shy. Why don't you go over to him and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely."
Sophie agrees, and later that day in the garden, she walks up to him and says, "Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely."
"Of course I'm lonely, he says, "I've spent the past 20 years in prison."
You're kidding! What for?"
"For killing my third wife. I strangled her."
"What happened to your second wife?"
"I shot her."
"And, if I may ask, your first wife?"
"We had a fight and she fell off a building."
"Oh my," says Sophie.
Then turning to her friend on the other side of the garden, she yells, "Yoo hoo, Shirley.