It was an accident

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It was an accident

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:03 am

Mr. Johnson walked anxiously to the house and knocked on the door.

When a nice old lady answered, he said very sadly. "I’m sorry madam, but I have some bad news. I’m afraid I have run over your cat. I would like to replace it."

The little lady looked him up and down and said, "I’m game,
Spoiler:
but how are you at catching mice?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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