Kind Scotsman

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Kind Scotsman

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:42 am

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"

Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the heck... I'll treat her!"

Spoiler:
So, they walked past it again...
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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