Scouser

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Scouser

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:15 am

A Scouser got on the bus in town and nearly had a fit when he was told that the fare was 45p.

He had a fierce argument with the driver until finally the driver got so exasperated that he stopped the bus, picked up the Scouser's suitcase and flung it out of the door and into the River Mersey.

'Holy Mother of God,' said the Scouser. 'First you try to rob me,
Spoiler:
now you try to drown my son.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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