Pulled over!

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Pulled over!

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:53 am

I was pulled over by the police today, in my car.

I wound down my window and the copper said, "Would you like to have a guess sir?"

I said, "30?"

"Try 45." He replied.

I said,
Spoiler:
"It's that hat, it takes years off you, I'll have to get myself one."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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