What size?

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

What size?

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:45 am

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman intended to stock up.

At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.

"Don't worry, " he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, she heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system...

Spoiler:
"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 71255
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:01 am

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 10 guests

  • Ads